"The time was 6 o'clock on the swatch watch
No time to chill, got a date
Can't be late
Hey, the girl's gonna do me
Move to the jacuzzi
Ooh that booty
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no..."

"pirate life.

always."

"One of the best make up artists ever! And she is funny, sweet and kind. I luf her! "

"at the playground
ya know?
that's where i saw this cutie
this girl was winkin and she looked so fine
on the monkey bars
she climbed up to the top and
she touched my hand thats when i felllllllll in love.
ABC wrote that song, but they wrote it from me, to you."

"Oh my god! You just made my day with the loads of Deva Curl products! I don't even know what to say. I'm going to go be in the shower for the rest of the day, now. "

"Dearest Erin: Finally, in 2 days, I will be with you-- my "sister." Our words that we will share with one another will flow like water from a river that eases its way through hillsides and turns into a brook, lapping over cool rocks with rough edges, but lapping over them with grace and softness. The softness that wears away the gristle and hurt if they have enough time to come in contact. The water and the rock, like partners for life, hugging each other until the end of time. I love you so much-- and I can't wait to wrap my arms around you and let my heart finally cry itself out on your shoulder. I've waited far too long."

"Erin is the most fantastic fantabulous amazingly anatomically correct perfect pinup makeup artist EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tee hee *hugs* for you!!!!!"

"Girlie, you are poontastic! sagger tutelage like nobodies bidnis. "

"A Haiku for Girlie

Girlie, I love you
You're silly, lovely, and sweet
Someday, yours I'll be

(That last line reminds me of Yoda)

"

"I wanna bite this girl in her face so hard. I wanna eat her. Shes sweeter than sugar. I love her."