"She's my best friend..... My worst enemy..... My late night lover..... My one, my only...... She's always there for a hug, and a shoulder to cry on..... What can I say, I love her.... with all my wee little heart..... I only wish I could be half of what she is someday...... Or hell, if I were really lucky I'd be all that she is.... but fuck all that, what I really want is to fuck her like she's never been fucked before!..... Lay her down, and make a wiggle and scream like the dirty bitch I know she is!!!.........Umm, So yeah, cheers to the fucking incredible woman known as Britney, without whom, I wouldn't be who I am today!!!!"

"I can't believe I haven't done this yet.

Britney is one of the most fun girls alive. I can't say I know her that well yet, but I do know that she's the kind of person that will make you go outside and smoke in the freezing cold when you're drinking at her house. Luckily, she's also the kind of girl that will pull her shirt up and put her boobies on the glass door for your viewing pleasure as a consolation prize."

"Being that you are indeed listed as one of my crushes, I only think it's fair to let you know that I find your energy & charm intoxicating!!!! You're an absolute sweetheart.......oh & yes a very HOTT femme!!!!"