Member: Briscoe

Briscoe is lazy and very angry about it!!!

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Member: Briscoe
Member: Briscoe
Member: Briscoe
 

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Interests

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books:

  1. The Sookie Stackhouse series by Charlaine Harris
  2. The Dresden Files Series by Jim Butcher
  3. Kitchen Confidential (and all subsequent AB works)
  4. The Harry Potter Series
  5. My Collection of Irish Folklore
  6. Anything written by Tim Gunn
  7. The God of Small Things
  8. Le Petit Prince
  9. Let the Right One In
  10. Bram Stoker's Dracula

tv shows:

  1. True Blood
  2. Boardwalk Empire
  3. Chuck
  4. Glee
  5. Law & Order (Original and SVU)
  6. Project Runway
  7. Top Chef
  8. The IT Crowd
  9. 30 Rock
  10. Bones

Artists:

  1. Monet
  2. Van Gogh
  3. Degas
  4. Toulouse-Lautrec
  5. Seurat
  6. Keith Haring
  7. Picasso
  8. Eugène Delacroix
  9. Jackson Pollock
  10. Mary Cassatt
 

into: psychology, makeup, the celebrity machine, pleasurable pain, debate, reading, sleeping, procrastination, correct grammar

not into: Sexual predators and the systems that allow them to re-offend early and often, people who yell at waiters or store employees, passive-aggression, clowns

makes me happy: thunderstorms at night (cuddle-time!), my cats, retail therapy, True Blood, reading, chubby babies, Tony Bourdain, laughing until i can't breathe, cooking, Jon Stewart, Lady GaGa, family, friends that are like family, Heath bars

makes me sad: cruelty towards animals or children, social anxiety, people who don't understand that "no means no"

hobbies: cat-wrangling, reading, attempting to motivate myself to exercise, driving back and forth from Madison to Chicago.

5 things i can't live without: 1. Family/ Friends 2. Laughter 3. My Adorable Cats 4. Something To Read 5.Someone To Talk To

vices: Ben & Jerry's Coffee Heath Bar Crunch Ice Cream, getting pierced/ inked, tequila, Bret Michaels (and anything he touches)

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Wrangling cats, looking for a job, hanging out with my boyfriend or my family, reading, trying to work up the courage to have a threesome

 

occupation: slacker, free spirit, frustrated job seeker, cat-herder

current crush: One or two lady friends and an ex-boyfriend...as for celebrities, Alexander Skarsgard, Deborah Ann Woll, Vince Vaughn, Billy Bob Thornton....i could go on...

stats: 5'11'', blue-gray eyes, reddish hair (usually), quite curvy

body mods: 1. Ear and cartilage piercings 2. A gorgeous tramp stamp with a triquetra and the Irish word for 'survivor' 3. Nipple barbells 4. Tat on the inside of my left wrist that reads "l'amour est tout' 5. Stud in my right nostril 6. tiny squirrel tat on the inside of my right ankle ~I'm planning another tat (a kitty drawn by my dear friend Amarena) and am taking suggestions for a new piercing location

heroes: My mother. Ron Jeremy. (yes, seriously). Tim Gunn

gets me hot: Hot older guys (a la Tony Bourdain), Tequila (actually that just gets me skanky..), Pleasurable pain (ie hair pulling, being bitten, spanking), Kinbaku

favorite position: How can i pick just one?

fantasy: Sleeping with another woman. Experimenting with ice cubes and hot wax. Sex outdoors (not in a car).

sign: Gemini, baby

most humbling moment: I am almost constantly doing something ridiculous or sticking my foot in my mouth, so you can bet that i'll have at least 2 or 3 humbling moments per day.....

i lost my virginity: to a good friend....

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Tattooed, Piercing, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Diva, Fuck you, I defy categories