into: tellin' it like it is
not into: fucktards, douchesacs, dillholes, W
makes me happy: slaying dragons
makes me sad: deceit, conceit, subterfuge, and superciliousness...US foreign policy
hobbies: See the next answer...
5 things i can't live without: Sex, Love, and Rock n Roll....nothing else matters...
vices: Whiskey, gambling, and women...stealing hearts, and playing with guns
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: See hobbies...
occupation: Sellin' my soul to the devil, and then stealing it back...
current crush: not so much
stats: 2.69 ERA, wicked slider...and i have lots of tats--oh wait, what?
body mods: left arm sleeved, bionic knee, weekly loss of brain cells...and from time to time I can morph into an asshole
heroes: William Wallace
gets me hot: Making out in the middle of hot and sweaty punk rock shows...still.
favorite position: variety is the spice of life
fantasy: trying to turn it into reality
sign: Cancer, Scorpio rising
most humbling moment: tilting at a windmill
i lost my virginity: i didn't lose it...i got rid of that shit ON PURPOSE!!
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Occasionally
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories