into: ...women, as people used to say in the 1970s.

vices: Miami

thoughts on sg: I dislike it

occupation: Iraq (Get it? Pretty hip humor, folks.)

current crush: Gravity.

body mods: Invisible, but they're pretty good.

gets me hot: Increased molecular vibrations.

favorite position: In the same room.

fantasy: I am a pile of money and sexy women embezzle me.

sign: Astrology Is Nonsense

most humbling moment: When I realized that yes, I really am me.

i lost my virginity: But I found it again.