occupation: the harlequin lover, tormentor of clowns & mimes
why i did sg: I get to see spooky's balls everyday
current crush: lily, rosemary, and the jack of hearts
stats: pickwickian chuckwalla half done as elgin was burnt; gjetost delight; worm pulp apple cider
body mods: cursed, shattered, decapitated, and branded to kill
gets me hot: afternoon alien abduction afterthoughts
favorite position: map ref. 41ºN 93ºW
fantasy: go to the mountain and touch a fire spirit
sign: two crabs of equal weight on an unbalanced scale
i lost my virginity: peachy creamy
