age: 34 (Jul 15, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2002

occupation: the harlequin lover, tormentor of clowns & mimes

body mods: cursed, shattered, decapitated, and branded to kill

into: sleeping in museums; breaking glass; live flesh; reckless driving; psychic hearts; fata morgana

sign: two crabs of equal weight on an unbalanced scale

stats: pickwickian chuckwalla half done as elgin was burnt; gjetost delight; worm pulp apple cider

gets me hot: afternoon alien abduction afterthoughts

i lost my virginity: peachy creamy

why i did sg: I get to see spooky's balls everyday

crush: lily, rosemary, and the jack of hearts

fantasy: go to the mountain and touch a fire spirit