into: records, baseball, brooklyn, biking, veggie dogs, cheap beer, free food
makes me happy: Schadenfreude
makes me sad: Welschmertz
5 things i can't live without: thai iced tea, curry,porn,alcohol, illicit substances
vices: who me?
thoughts on sg: I like it
occupation: financial industry whipping boy
current crush: just about everyone
stats: .344 38 HR 112 RBI's
gets me hot: chicks who can sing in french
favorite position: all of them
sign: Nature's Perfect Box...The Turtle
most humbling moment: I'm not easily humbled
i lost my virginity: and was underwhelmed
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: single
MY PIGEONHOLES: Indie Rocker, Hipster, Geek, Gamer
