age: 30 (Sep 24, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: Students and bookseller

makes me happy: buying my boyfriend SG memberships ~Meghan girls who buy me SG memberships ~Ryan

i lost my virginity: in a grassy field...very, very drunk

stats: broke

crush: see 'vices'

fantasy: i have many...very many. writing them down may get me deported.

most humbling moment: getting arrested for having sex in public at the tender age of 14...i was caught naked in the trunk of my girlfriend's car in front of many, many people ~ Ryan

gets me hot: an overwhelming sense of self confidence...also leather, whips, chains, and garter belts. girls who can drink.

body mods: Nape, nipple, nose, industrial, requisite tats

into: school, guinness, car bombs, brewing beer, kilts (especially utilikilts), coffee, sleeping

makes me sad: stupid people (they're everywhere), virgins