"I want to eat Bort up! He's so sweet I bet he'd be super yummy!
Bort has my dream job! Making Door Handles has got to be all kinds of shits and giggles. (Seriously~ Why didn't Mister Rogers ever show us that?)
Plus he likes Eminem. I fucking love Eminem. I blast that shit on road trips. It's especially fun when my cousin Scott is cruising with me. We both sing along super loud. I bet Bort sings along and he'd be fun to sing/rap with. ha ha
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I want a picture of him in a PINK SG Devil suit. I'd totally hang it on my wall as long as he was doing the weird pose and rolling his eyeballs up into his head. Cuz that shit would be MINT."
"ok i know we just met...but you so seem like a long lost brother already. and i so can not wait to hook up with you at an sg party. we are going ot rock the house simpson's style. i don't really know what that means but when we're done that's what they're going to say about us.
love ya tons and you have to move to columbus...hurry up already!!! damnit!! "
stipud
Calgary, AB
August 2003
NOV 22, 2003 11:30 AM