Member: Bort79

Bort79 likes 311 and Zombie Survival Guide.

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stipud

stipud

Calgary, AB
August 2003

NOV 22, 2003 11:30 AM

"bort might seem nice at first, but i assure you, HE IS."

ElleBelle

ElleBelle

Portland, OR
August 2003

OCT 15, 2003 03:17 AM

"I want to eat Bort up! He's so sweet I bet he'd be super yummy!
Bort has my dream job! Making Door Handles has got to be all kinds of shits and giggles. (Seriously~ Why didn't Mister Rogers ever show us that?)
Plus he likes Eminem. I fucking love Eminem. I blast that shit on road trips. It's especially fun when my cousin Scott is cruising with me. We both sing along super loud. I bet Bort sings along and he'd be fun to sing/rap with. ha ha kiss
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I want a picture of him in a PINK SG Devil suit. I'd totally hang it on my wall as long as he was doing the weird pose and rolling his eyeballs up into his head. Cuz that shit would be MINT."

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

OCT 11, 2003 08:54 AM

"Bort79 is funny and sweet, even if he is afraid of his own ass."

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

AUG 19, 2003 12:28 AM

"This man makes me laugh my ass off. Seriously...zombie barfights! Nam jokes!! Hilarity at every Bort filled turn."

Alisa

Alisa

SUICIDEGIRL

Ohio, USA

AUG 06, 2003 10:13 PM

"ok i know we just met...but you so seem like a long lost brother already. and i so can not wait to hook up with you at an sg party. we are going ot rock the house simpson's style. i don't really know what that means but when we're done that's what they're going to say about us. biggrin biggrin

love ya tons and you have to move to columbus...hurry up already!!! damnit!!
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