age: 36 (Jun 08, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2007

occupation: Many of these. I like my work the way I like my women: varied and fun!

makes me sad: A waste of potential. Low aspirations.

gets me hot: Women's bottoms, a mischevous grin, coloured hair (particularly red)

crush: Pink, Konnie Huq, Lily Allen, Zoe Wanamaker, Sue Perkins, Gail Porter, Alyson Hannigan

fantasy: Varies from day to day. Today it's making love on a rolling lawn in the grounds of a deserted country house. Or in a beach hut with nobody else around for miles.

i lost my virginity: In a room in a student house during the holidays, which a friend started renting a few weeks later...

makes me happy: Bouncy music! Irn-bru can make me even happier. Peanut punch, if I've had an unusually bad day. A twinkle in a cute pair of eyes. Sexy thighs I can lavish attention on. Playing cat's cradle. Sunsets. Candlelight showers. Street festivals.

into: Live bands, partying, percussion (how else would I get my name), creative eccentricity, surreal films, community activism and how to empower it, the nature of the Universe. Pity they don't have "Bohemian rocker" in the pigeonholes, 'cos that describes me pretty well. Or "socially-conscious libertine". Or "crazy fucker".