age: 32 (Jul 10, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2012

occupation: Restaurant Manager/Babysitter.

fantasy: Getting laid is pretty much a fantasy to me right now.

stats: Single White Male

sign: Cancer.

most humbling moment: Realising I was 30 and had too many regrets.

heroes: can't think of any.

gets me hot: Beauty.

makes me sad: Dumbasses. Dead puppies. The Tea Party.

into: Porn. Tattoos. Music. Weight Lifting. Getting high and masturbating. Denver Broncos. Nebraska Cornhustkers. Knowing stuff.

makes me happy: Chocolate. Beer. Weed. Cumming. $5 Footlongs.

crush: Rainbow Suicide. That tall girl who orders a bean smothered burrito with sour cream. Your mom.