age: 27 (Mar 20, 1986)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2005

occupation: Bum. Hopefully starting up graduate school soon for my MBA.

crush: State your case and you might end up here.

sign: (Last day of) Pieces, Year of the Tiger.

makes me happy: Sunshine on my shoulders

i lost my virginity: Jealous?

gets me hot: Plenty of things.

body mods: I have a permanent retainer behind my bottom row of teeth. Hardxcore, I know. Not opposed to tattoos one day if the situation is right.

stats: Tall white guy who wears glasses when he's too lazy for contacts and doesn't shave his neckbeard down to a goatee often enough.

fantasy: I'll let you find that out on your own.

makes me sad: The moral and economic bankruptcy we're declining into.

heroes: Mitch Hedberg, Ron Paul, Genki Sudo