age: 26 (Jul 04, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2003

occupation: Labia major/Labia minor

stats: Skinny like a goth Ziggy and polydactyl too

most humbling moment: getting shot while taking a shit and not being able to flush before the paramedics showed

crush: the devil inside

sign: The Ace of ♠

body mods: tracheotomy w/34 french gauge tube

into: every breath you take • desecration/necrophilia • French horns/whores • felching with neon twisty straws • sign/signified/signifier • aesthetic nihilism • anorexic prom queens • drug induced self-mutilation • stretcher rides • Val Kilmer • 90's dance music • Mormon missionaries • secrets!

gets me hot: asphyxiophiliac nerds who make scratch and sniff artwork with their own vomit and feces in a buffalo stance

makes me sad: primitive earthlings and their primitive spies who seek out primitive secrets for their primitive needs

makes me happy: your misery, my laughter

i lost my virginity: while trying to commit suicide