age: 39 (Dec 23, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: Musician, Actor, Door Monkey, Fool

body mods: Scalpel tongue, Stiletto eyes, Pierced wit. Broken Heart.

sign: Randy Pan the Goat Boy

stats: Six foot Two inch Streak o' piss

most humbling moment: Every waking one. And a fair few sleeping ones...

crush: My cat Mathilda. (strictly Platonic, honest!) And all of you, my darlings!

into: Good tailoring, bad behaviour(drunken or otherwise), cultivating a smokers voice/ laugh, sleep, wildlife, rock and roll and you. Yes, You.

makes me happy: Rockin' out with my band, eating, acting on stage (terrifying and exhillerating; usually both at the same time), knowing you've got goodfriends who wont let you down, sunrise/sunset, burritos, Seeing things you see every day as if for the first time (I know what I mean.)

i lost my virginity: ...last seen back packing in Ecuador in 1993. If spotted, please call (toll free) on: 1-800-UCANFUCKENKEEPIT. Thank You.

makes me sad: Lots of things. eg little bastard kids who think it's SO funny to throw things at my cat, the british musc industry(how do you spell "clueless"?) Seeing my friends/family unhappy, people who you think are your friends blanking you, the general state of the world today(Tell me George, how DO you spell "IQ"?), Jealousy, narrow mindedness, cynicism, complacency (esp my own), Violence of any kind, my bank statements *Shudder*

fantasy: To lay flowers on John Bonham's Grave, Mozza to tell ME to cheer up, To have David Attenborough's job. To speak whale, to be able to breathe water.