age: 38 (Dec 23, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: Musician, Actor, Door Monkey, Fool

most humbling moment: Every waking one. And a fair few sleeping ones...

stats: Six foot Two inch Streak o' piss

crush: My cat Mathilda. (strictly Platonic, honest!) And all of you, my darlings!

sign: Randy Pan the Goat Boy

body mods: Scalpel tongue, Stiletto eyes, Pierced wit. Broken Heart.

i lost my virginity: ...last seen back packing in Ecuador in 1993. If spotted, please call (toll free) on: 1-800-UCANFUCKENKEEPIT. Thank You.

gets me hot: Having to wear a yeti suit on the hottest day in England's recorded history. I drank TWO LITRES of water...NONE of it came out the other end...That was quite hot.

fantasy: To lay flowers on John Bonham's Grave, Mozza to tell ME to cheer up, To have David Attenborough's job. To speak whale, to be able to breathe water.

makes me sad: Lots of things. eg little bastard kids who think it's SO funny to throw things at my cat, the british musc industry(how do you spell "clueless"?) Seeing my friends/family unhappy, people who you think are your friends blanking you, the general state of the world today(Tell me George, how DO you spell "IQ"?), Jealousy, narrow mindedness, cynicism, complacency (esp my own), Violence of any kind, my bank statements *Shudder*

into: Good tailoring, bad behaviour(drunken or otherwise), cultivating a smokers voice/ laugh, sleep, wildlife, rock and roll and you. Yes, You.