I feeeel like I haven't blogged in forever but it's really only been a month & a half, which was thanks to a kernel panic on my MacBook. Realized a lot about Apple this past week, can't say I'm surprised, EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY! Annnnyways, lots to update everyone on --

First things first, 4/2O has officially become my favorite holiday! I smoked on this beautiful magic wand & stuffed my face with Dominos. It was amazing



I hope everyone enjoyed their Mother's Day, my Boyfriend treated me & our mother's to a Hibachi dinner I really enjoyed myself & I could tell my Mom appreciated being taken out for a change. She has really helped me tremendously in the past year, I can't wait until I'm financially stable to get her a kickass gift!

& a beautiful Mother's Day tribute via Volkswagen


PUPPPPPPY SPAM! Because lets face it, pictures are far better than words ...
My Blue nose Pitbull, Tyson, & Brussels Griffon, Brahms. I love them both so much!




Our family bulldog, Sydney, who weighs 75 pounds & loves to cuddle & hump you free of charge OH & this is me 6 AM this past Sunday morning - sleepy little bitch.

HERCULES is the king though, he weighs 200 pounds - a BoerBoel Mastiff. We took him in because a friend could no longer care for him, he's really adapted well to my mother's house & doesn't even need to be leashed/fenced in. Absolute sweetheart! I'll be babysitting for Hercules & Sydney the first week of July while my Mom vacations to New Orleans.


I also got to see my favorite band play on 05/19 at Skate & Surf Festival with my best friend -- too bad they changed the venue to Six Flags last minute & although we got free admission to the park, it rained the entire day until 7 pm. Needless to say I hotboxed my car for 3 hours to get away from the cold. I can't complain too much though because like I said, the rain stopped at 7, my favorite...

I feeeel like I haven't blogged in forever but it's really only been a month & a half, which was thanks to a kernel panic on my MacBook. Realized a lot about Apple this past week, can't say I'm surprised, EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY! Annnnyways, lots to update everyone on --

First things first, 4/2O has officially become my favorite holiday! I smoked on this beautiful magic wand & stuffed my face with Dominos. It was amazing



I hope everyone enjoyed their Mother's Day, my Boyfriend treated me & our mother's to a Hibachi dinner I really enjoyed myself & I could tell my Mom appreciated being taken out for a change. She has really helped me tremendously in the past year, I can't wait until I'm financially stable to get her a kickass gift!

& a beautiful Mother's Day tribute via Volkswagen


PUPPPPPPY SPAM! Because lets face it, pictures are far better than words ...
My Blue nose Pitbull, Tyson, & Brussels Griffon, Brahms. I love them both so much!




Our family bulldog, Sydney, who weighs 75 pounds & loves to cuddle & hump you free of charge OH & this is me 6 AM this past Sunday morning - sleepy little bitch.

HERCULES is the king though, he weighs 200 pounds - a BoerBoel Mastiff. We took him in because a friend could no longer care for him, he's really adapted well to my mother's house & doesn't even need to be leashed/fenced in. Absolute sweetheart! I'll be babysitting for Hercules & Sydney the first week of July while my Mom vacations to New Orleans.


I also got to see my favorite band play on 05/19 at Skate & Surf Festival with my best friend -- too bad they changed the venue to Six Flags last minute & although we got free admission to the park, it rained the entire day until 7 pm. Needless to say I hotboxed my car for 3 hours to get away from the cold. I can't complain too much though because like I said, the rain stopped at 7, my favorite band came on at 9, & some chick put me up on her shoulders so I could see actually see A Day To Remember. Fortunately I avoided killing numerous emo losers & their girlfriends because they felt the appropriate place to take ridiculous drugs for no reason was at a Six Flags concert & act like obnoxious scumbags. I also managed to have my wallet/license misplaced after attempting to walk through the "bag check." I wasn't allowed to bring my glass perfume bottle into the park, after I returned to my car I realized my stuff was missing - thankfully I hadn't brought my wallet thinking it could be stolen. But, this story has a happy ending & I'm excited to restore your faith in humanity.
I was obviously super upset I lost $100 & my driver's license, considering I drove & that was my "spending money" for the concert but I didn't want to let it ruin my good time. A day later I receive a package in the mail, I open in up & there's a smaller envelope, open that up & behold MY LICENSE & ALL OF MY MONEY, along with a note that said they found my belongings on the runway at the park. They didn't supply me with a return address but I did notice it was mailed from zip code 07059 which is Warren Township here in NJ. Makes me so happy I could cry because I graduated from Watchung Hills Regional HS which is in Warren & I lived there for 5 years of my life. Such a beautiful, safe, & honest place to live. I greatly appreciate whoever returned my money/license, there's not enough kind/honest people like that in this world.



& the shorts I made for the show, purchased the shorts & studs from pacsun


LOL & of course the day after I loose my license (I didn't receive it in the mail until Tuesday) I get pulled over in Ringwood NJ for going 63 in a 45. MAYBE BECAUSE THE "HIGHWAY" LEADING TO 287 S IS 15 MILES LONG & HAS ONLY ONE LANE FOR TRAFFIC FLOW. I had an hour & a half ride home, I wasn't abiding by a 45 mph limit. Anyways, I somehow drive away with only a ticket for my "uber cool" license plate although I was "speeding" & didn't have a license. $54 ticket, you can kiss my ass.


SELFIE SPAM!






MY SET "GLOW" SHOT BY THE LOVELY & TALENTED Brooklyn WILL GO INTO MR ON JULY 1OTH! We shot this in Long Island City early in the morning during mid March. I'm really impressed with the improvements I've made from my debut set so I want to treat you all to some preview pictures : LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!




I am also excited to announce Missy invited me to San Diego Comic Con as well as to film for the new SG Movie in LA! So I'll be in Cali approx. July 11-21 between LA & San Diego. SOOOOOO EXCITED TO MEET YOU WEST COAST BABES! I don't really have too many details yet beyond my schedule for the convention but I'm really looking forward to meeting everyone who is attending Comic Con! ANY SG LADIES WHO ARE ALSO GOING, PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME! I'd love to know who's going to be there


MDW WAS AMAZING! We put the boat in the water for the first time this year & had a blast over at F-Cove!





SURF TACO IN POINT PLEASANT IS MY FAVORITE! & thanks to my mother for sticker bombing the entrance with a SuicideGirls sticker! REPRESENT!!!!!


BIG THANK YOU TO SarahSkittles FOR HER #SGFANART OF ME She is such a babe & the biggest sweetheart, go check her out!

& ALSO A HUGE THANK YOU TO ALBERTO GONZALEZ -- @Berto_G on instagram, for this amazing #SGFANART -- I love his style, he is truly truly talented. Please go look at his artwork & give him a follow!

& his other work of "Peach" from Mario Kart

JAVIER AT THE FOOD WHORE CO. -- @foodwhore on instagram, sent me from free merch this past week as well, he even customized this pink shirt for me with "Cannabis Cookery" I ADORE IT!

BLOWN AWAY BY Riae's BEAUTY


& isn't this just the best way to bright your day? With Lady Lass


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