What up. **Yawwwwn.** Time to make plans for today:
(1) Do laundry and clean room for the first time in 80 million years
(2) Possibly go to coffeeshop that i've been dying to go to and have not had the time
(3) Go to work, put up with stank ass lady and annoying social activist people who seem to crusade for the lower class and yet treat desk clerks like pee-ons
I'm using my Bionic Femme superpowers soon. I applied to enter a benefit fashion show for AIDS research and apparently they think I would be a good model. Yaaaaay! I love that this is for a good cause; now I am truly feeling like the character of Veronica Woods (who is my pseudonym, the "real" name of the Bionic Femme). Who is the Bionic Femme?
A cyberpunk turned renegade posh punk femme, bent on using her powers of seduction, dancing, and adrenaline to thwart the patriarchy, bullies, AIDS, homelessness, and discrimination of any sort. She also has a flaming dragon uppercut like Ken from Street Fighter II. These powers were obtained when she was heating up popcorn in the microwave and pulled it out too soon, thereby consuming the radioactivity. First display of power happened on the dance floor, when thousands of straight men were enthralled by her now well-timed dance moves and one tried to grab her ass without permission; she promptly shoved him and he landed on the other side of the club, face down. Power-ups include Red Bulls, Prodigy CD's, and mocha cococonut frappicinos. Her kryptonite is women, her arch enemy her ex, who rampantly battles her in an attempt to stop the seduction and dancing because of the ensuing "good vibes." In disguise, she wears black businessuits with spike necklaces and by night, a black, vinyl dominatrix suit that I may possibly wear in an SG set...Veronica Woods knows no bounds!
(1) Do laundry and clean room for the first time in 80 million years
(2) Possibly go to coffeeshop that i've been dying to go to and have not had the time
(3) Go to work, put up with stank ass lady and annoying social activist people who seem to crusade for the lower class and yet treat desk clerks like pee-ons
I'm using my Bionic Femme superpowers soon. I applied to enter a benefit fashion show for AIDS research and apparently they think I would be a good model. Yaaaaay! I love that this is for a good cause; now I am truly feeling like the character of Veronica Woods (who is my pseudonym, the "real" name of the Bionic Femme). Who is the Bionic Femme?
A cyberpunk turned renegade posh punk femme, bent on using her powers of seduction, dancing, and adrenaline to thwart the patriarchy, bullies, AIDS, homelessness, and discrimination of any sort. She also has a flaming dragon uppercut like Ken from Street Fighter II. These powers were obtained when she was heating up popcorn in the microwave and pulled it out too soon, thereby consuming the radioactivity. First display of power happened on the dance floor, when thousands of straight men were enthralled by her now well-timed dance moves and one tried to grab her ass without permission; she promptly shoved him and he landed on the other side of the club, face down. Power-ups include Red Bulls, Prodigy CD's, and mocha cococonut frappicinos. Her kryptonite is women, her arch enemy her ex, who rampantly battles her in an attempt to stop the seduction and dancing because of the ensuing "good vibes." In disguise, she wears black businessuits with spike necklaces and by night, a black, vinyl dominatrix suit that I may possibly wear in an SG set...Veronica Woods knows no bounds!
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maybe i should still be planning a summer trip to sf after all.