"Wow, Claudia is a lot hotter than i'll ever be." -Angelina Jolie
Ok, Shrek is the best movie ever made. Yeah man, it's funny on like 5 different levels. And I love that the princess turns into an ogre too! How sweet.
Hopefully i'll find my ogre any day now! (?) Or not.
I am at my friends' house and they cooked up an exceptional meal; I savored Macaroni salad for the first time in my life and although it has mayonaise in it, I approve. They sang a prayer and I can't remember the lyrics but it was damn well the funniest thing i've ever seen. They are my two closest friends here in college. We three are the coolest geeks in the world. Yeah baby.
Ok, what is it, like 3 1/2 days till la princessa Claudia comes to town? I must take great care that I do not become incapacitated before her arrival and that my kneecaps remain in good health.
This is gonna be bomb biggity, Claudia! If you say that dorks are a turn on then you're going to be mighty aroused.
"Siskel and Ebert give that comment two thumbs up" -My friend Julia
Ok, Shrek is the best movie ever made. Yeah man, it's funny on like 5 different levels. And I love that the princess turns into an ogre too! How sweet.
Hopefully i'll find my ogre any day now! (?) Or not.
I am at my friends' house and they cooked up an exceptional meal; I savored Macaroni salad for the first time in my life and although it has mayonaise in it, I approve. They sang a prayer and I can't remember the lyrics but it was damn well the funniest thing i've ever seen. They are my two closest friends here in college. We three are the coolest geeks in the world. Yeah baby.
Ok, what is it, like 3 1/2 days till la princessa Claudia comes to town? I must take great care that I do not become incapacitated before her arrival and that my kneecaps remain in good health.
This is gonna be bomb biggity, Claudia! If you say that dorks are a turn on then you're going to be mighty aroused.
"Siskel and Ebert give that comment two thumbs up" -My friend Julia
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And man, that's one of my fantasies too. The one girl I've slept with was a fucking psycho.
I just console myself by thinking "At least I can't make the same mistake twice now." She may have "taken" my innocence but I have gained wisdom and experience from it...sort of like eating the fruit of the knowledge good and evil. My eyes are open now. Yours are too.