**To be read in William Shatner's Voice**
Someone. Stop. THE! Rampant. Horniness.
I'm crackin' up. One of my old friends ran across my online personal ad and she writes me this email saying, "LOL! Give it up, girl! All the dykes in SF hate us because we're not andro, accept it!"
Dude, i'm not kidding. It must be something in the water. I have not been this blatantly sexual and vulgar since...uh...never! Maybe it's the penicillin.
Someone. Stop. THE! Rampant. Horniness.
I'm crackin' up. One of my old friends ran across my online personal ad and she writes me this email saying, "LOL! Give it up, girl! All the dykes in SF hate us because we're not andro, accept it!"
Dude, i'm not kidding. It must be something in the water. I have not been this blatantly sexual and vulgar since...uh...never! Maybe it's the penicillin.
DEC 04, 2002 10:52 PM
DEC 04, 2002 11:02 PM
Here are my zany fantasies involving BF!
How about one zany day I wake up as a hot woman and I call up BionicFemme and we have hot steamy lesbian sex all night long... 
Then the really weird part is that whenever BF calls up for a booty call... I turn back into a woman again...
or
By some strange cosmic fluke BionicFemme turns her cravings towards man-meat right as I am walking down the street in front of her. She can't control herself and she attacks me. We go to an alley, then a cheap hotel, then a nice hotel... gettin it on 
then at the stroke of midnight her carriage turns into a pumpkin and I drive her back to a really mean butch that kicks my ass (heh, why am I gettin the short end of the stick even in my fantasies?!?)
