Ahem. **Walks over to stereo, puts on the flashdance soundtrack**
"She's a maniac, maaaaaniac on the floor! And she's dancing like she's never danced befoooore!" **Does flashdance move, spinning around rapidly in circles pumping heels**
This is what Stacey makes me do every time I get off the phone with her. Just kidding.
I should probably stop talking about Stacey, i've noticed reader response in my journals has dropped drastically, perhaps the Stacey stories are boring.
Speaking of which, my creative writing class is making me write a story which involves at least two of these objects: an insulin pump, a ceramic dog, or a spanish fan.
HOW IN THE HELL AM I GOING TO MAKE A STORY WITH TWO OF THESE THINGS??? I don't even want to think about the assignment where I have to talk about a circus clown in a believable way.
If I was Flannery O'Connor all my problems would be solved. **Sigh.** Flannery O'Connor rules, who else could write about a fat woman's artificial leg being stolen by a bible salesman with a weird fetish in a believable manner? He stole a woman's glass eye the same way!
"She's a maniac, maaaaaniac on the floor! And she's dancing like she's never danced befoooore!" **Does flashdance move, spinning around rapidly in circles pumping heels**
This is what Stacey makes me do every time I get off the phone with her. Just kidding.
I should probably stop talking about Stacey, i've noticed reader response in my journals has dropped drastically, perhaps the Stacey stories are boring.
Speaking of which, my creative writing class is making me write a story which involves at least two of these objects: an insulin pump, a ceramic dog, or a spanish fan.
HOW IN THE HELL AM I GOING TO MAKE A STORY WITH TWO OF THESE THINGS??? I don't even want to think about the assignment where I have to talk about a circus clown in a believable way.
If I was Flannery O'Connor all my problems would be solved. **Sigh.** Flannery O'Connor rules, who else could write about a fat woman's artificial leg being stolen by a bible salesman with a weird fetish in a believable manner? He stole a woman's glass eye the same way!
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And remember, the story does not have to be about those three objects. Your story just has to be about your characters, as they drive the story. The ceramic dog and the spanish fan (the two props I think you should stick with) are simply props in the story.
Flannery O'Connor must have been a good writer because she must have known her life was going to be short.