age: 91 (Jul 07, 1920)
MEMBER SINCE: January 2006
occupation: International Man of Grouchiness
body mods: 1 Tattoo.. 2nd on the way
fantasy: Deseo hacer amor a una mujer hermosa en un pollo m�vil r�pido.
stats: 23 broken hearts
sign: Cancer
into: Speeding tickets, soup and dark places.
most humbling moment: I think getting kicked in the balls by a girlfriend is pretty high up there... Oh and walking around with a noodle hanging out of my mouth...
i lost my virginity: in the couch.. if you find it I want it back.. and any change you find too!
makes me happy: Good people, Dill Pickle chips
gets me hot: mmmmmm soup!
heroes: The Amazing Spiderman! Joe Montana & Homer Simpson... HO MER TIME
























