age: 27 (Aug 05, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2012
occupation: Baker/Bouncer
makes me happy: Sexy Time, Beer, Friends, Being Funny, Road Trips.
stats: 6'1", 270lbs. Recently bought a suit...so a 19 1/2 inch neck.
makes me sad: Working a poop job.
sign: Leo
heroes: Andy Williams (ETID), Bukowski, Kevin Smith, My Mom!.
body mods: Tattoos on arm, leg.
i lost my virginity: to the first chair clarinet, watch out for those band girls.
crush: Alabama
fantasy: Being pulled into a bathroom stall by a dirty, sweaty, tattooed girl and being told what to do.
into: Roller Derby, Music, Beer, Friends, Sexy Time, Shaving my head, Sushi, Ribs, Grilling, Shredding on Guitar, Growing Beards.


















I work 7 days a week just to stay broke, my heads barely above water, I work so hard and I feel like I've got nothing to show for me.
I have dreams.
- drive to Alaska
- own my very own bar.
- walk acrossed PA (Pitt to Philly)
- Bike acrossed 'Merica!
- help someonebody do something they've always wanted to do.
- make my mother proud.
I feel like we're a bunch of people just sitting around waiting to die instead of living the lives we're supposed to.