bands:

1. Slayer
2. Lamb of God
3. Ministry
4. '80s Metallica
5. Alice In Chains
6. Suicidal Tendencies
7. Acid Bath
8. Venomous Concept
9. Pantera
10. Dead Kennedys and a lot more, of course

films:

1. GoodFellas
2. Apocalypse Now
3. American Psycho
4. Godfather 1 & 2
5. Fight Club
6. Reservoir Dogs
7. Heat
8. No Country for Old Men
9. Full Metal Jacket
10. A Clockwork Orange

books:

1. I'll go by authors: Charles Bukowski
2. Chuck Palahniuk
3. Neil Gaiman
4. Hunter S. Thompson
5. Bret Easton Ellis
6. Stephen King
7. Cormac McCarthy
8. Friedrich Nietzsche
9. Anne Rice
10. ...and I can't remember anymore

tv shows:

1. Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
2. CNN for anti-social rage
3. Fox News for laughs
4. Mythbusters
5. The Sopranos (when it was on)
6. The Simpsons (when it was still funny)
7. South Park
8. Fuck everything else.

Video Games:

1. Just beat Red Faction: Guerilla

into: Animals Harleys Guns Guinness Games Reading History Hate

not into: Conservatives Liberals Hippies Rap Country Religion

makes me happy: Beautiful naked women eating pancakes

makes me sad: Elderly naked women on Slip n' Slides

hobbies: Movies Games Harleys Guinness Haven't we covered this already?

5 things i can't live without: Marlboros My Fat Bob My dogs Guinness Albuterol Sulfate

vices: Video games beer my Fat Bob smokes aggravation

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: What free time?

occupation: Barfly

current crush: Sash, I'm coming to get you

stats: Overweight and under-stimulated

body mods: Four tattoos, a thousand scars, and a beer belly.

heroes: Anybody who just signed up, masturbated, and never filled this shit out.

gets me hot: Pretty much everything...except butch, middle-aged lesbians on Slip n' Slides.

favorite position: fetal

fantasy: Gassing the soy milk latte-drinking communists around here and sticking them in an oven.

sign: FROM MY COLD, DEAD HAND!

most humbling moment: Losing my posting privileges a couple years ago for using the word "faggot" in reference to some hippie cocksucker who referred to gun owners as "guntards." Hypocritical liberal douche bags...

i lost my virginity: ...and I wish I had it back

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: In the veins

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Tattooed, Metalhead, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories