age: 33 (Sep 18, 1978)
MEMBER SINCE: September 2005
occupation: Barfly
fantasy: Gassing the soy milk latte-drinking communists around here and sticking them in an oven.
makes me sad: Elderly naked women on Slip n' Slides
stats: Overweight and under-stimulated
body mods: Four tattoos, a thousand scars, and a beer belly.
sign: FROM MY COLD, DEAD HAND!
makes me happy: Beautiful naked women eating pancakes
into: Animals Harleys Guns Guinness Games Reading History Hate
gets me hot: Pretty much everything...except butch, middle-aged lesbians on Slip n' Slides.
i lost my virginity: ...and I wish I had it back
heroes: Anybody who just signed up, masturbated, and never filled this shit out.
In other words, if you're not a liberal, you shouldn't post anything. You can be banned for disagreeing. I call you people hypocrites.










