
About Me
Nothing more than a suburban space case, who is most adept at conjuring up sweet sweet rationalizations and has receded into this two-dimensional fantasy world in the absence of a life that is genuinely exciting.
age: 24 (Apr 26, 1988)
MEMBER SINCE: May 2006
occupation: Master Implementer of Cultural Paradigm Shifts
crush: Glenn Goins of P-Funk. Too bad he's dead.
gets me hot: When my boyfriend cries at the end of Father of the Bride.
sign: Do you really have any credibility if you believe in this?
fantasy: Being immune to all illness...
body mods: I'm as immaculate as hell!
Brains are tasty!
This is the most flattering picture I could find of myself in my high school yearbook, by the way. Actually, it wasn't really a book, it was a "Yeardisc" because I just had to go to an uber-nerd technology/science magnet school! Whoohooo!
This is the most flattering picture I could find of myself in my high school yearbook, by the way. Actually, it wasn't really a book, it was a "Yeardisc" because I just had to go to an uber-nerd technology/science magnet school! Whoohooo!


















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