age: 31 (Mar 05, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2003

occupation: fashion designer, spoken word performer, five dollarl freakshow, model, punk rock revolutionary

most humbling moment: when I said "iloveyou" and all he said was "werd"

sign: triple pisces

stats: 100 lbs of sheer terror

crush: twwly

fantasy: To have an army of hott modded, contortionist, fire breathing, porn making, poetry writin, boot wearin, breakdancin, beer drinkin, record spinnin, guitar playin badass motherfuckin chicks running around in hott clothes that I made them.

makes me happy: my kids (aka my five kitties), suicide suspensions, good photography, punching people in the face (only when they deserve it), circle pits, when I get good stuff in the mail, pizza and beer, red wine and bright eyes, naked time, tasteful porn

makes me sad: heroin junkies, people who suck at life, when people dont like bright eyes, when hott girls have bad tattoos, insomnia, boring sex, crappy porn, knowing where my tax money is going

gets me hot: impressive mohawks (on boys and girls), the sight of blood, when people beg, skinhead girls who could kick my ass, stinky punk boys who also have a brain, and suicide....for real.

body mods: yes, I've got a bunch of metal in my body, yes, I've got a bunch of ink on my body, yes, I have some scars that are on purpose, and yes, I do hang from hooks for the joy and enlightenment of myself and others