age: 50 (Jun 10, 1962)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2012

occupation: Picture Framer

stats: 5ft 11" tall, 190lbs, greying blond hair, blue eyes.

into: Punk, cycling, piercings, anarchy.

crush: Rooney Mara

heroes: Show me a hero and I'll show you a bum.

i lost my virginity: 30 years ago and still haven't found it

makes me sad: Child abuse, animal abuse, bullying, Tea Party extremists, gun nuts, McDonalds, Outback Steakhouse, pollution, bad driving, drunk driving, road rage, SUVs, fat-assed lazy people who drive their SUVs everywhere, even if their destination is only a block or two away - those people sicken me!

makes me happy: My daughter. My wife. A lovely partly cloudy day, not too hot or cold and with a nice breeze. My dog. England on a sunny day. Walking or cycling in the Peak District. Halloween. Christmas. Masturbation. Porn.

gets me hot: Punk. Piercings. Intelligence. Strong opinions. Nude women. Intelligent, opinionated, nude, pierced punk women.

body mods: Right eyebrow piercing, left side nose piercing, right lower lip piercing.