age: 38 (Apr 15, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2008

occupation: Wizard of Oz

heroes: Sister Wendy

makes me happy: Cotton sheets rubbing along the tops of my toes.

makes me sad: Bad parents

i lost my virginity: yep

fantasy: Someone cleaning my house every night as I sleep and leaving porn for me on the coffee table.

crush: Anyone who will read me a bedtime story

into: Looking at beautiful things.

body mods: There is a waiting list.

gets me hot: Silky bodies pressed against old furniture.

sign: Aries