“one of the funniest bastards ever.”

“Because it's his birthday, I'll say something nice:

Rizzo is truly one of my best friends in the world, and I love him with all my heart.

P.S. In 24 hours, his birthday will be over, and I will start being mean to him again.”

“We've come a loooooooooooong way baby.


What else can I say, he's my homie.”

“I met him. oh my god I met him. I can't believe I can actually say that with honesty.

I thought he was funny 'online', but oh no, just wait until you see him in person. he is even funnier than anyone ever thought possible. seriously. he made me laugh. a lot.

I love you man. ”

“I'll marry you too if we can move to Utah and have a polygamy farm. ”

“When I met The_Bastard, he was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. I picked him out, I shook him up and turned him around. Really, I turned him into someone "new." Now five years later on, he's got the world at his feet. Success has been so easy for him.

But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now, and I can put you back down too!

Short-worded: I love the_Bastard even though he's a sleazy waitress at a cocktail bar.”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”

“I want to have his bastard, goyem babies.”

“This Bastard is a cool guy. Refreshingly honest and open and funny. Sometimes he leaves the sweetest comments.

Oh, and he's a hottie. But you already knew that...

”