age: 29 (May 29, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2010

occupation: Photographer/ Aspiring Rockstar And Actor/ Shameless Self Promoter

i lost my virginity: In A Bunk Hand Of Hanafuda...

stats: 613 HR, .303 BA, 1831 RBI

crush: Music Is My Favorite Mistress...

heroes: Just For One Day...

into: Good Love, Fast Cars, Walks On The Beach... And Getting Paid For Sex.

body mods: Pierced Ears, Labreh (sealed), Nose (sealed) And Left Bottom Lip "Vertical" (sealed) Along With 62.5 Hours Of Tattoos.

most humbling moment: Attempting to storm out of a meeting with lawyers after flipping the bird to everyone, dropping some F-bombs and suggesting the placement of various objects in certain anatomy parts but somehow... the door was locked.

makes me happy: Music that goes -insert guitar noises- or udz udz udz... Finding a twenty dollar bill in a pocket of clean jeans... That realization while getting a tattoo that "Man, this really doesn't hurt"... The word "fuck"... Horror movies that are actually scary... That awesomely chill rain at the end of summer that's JUST RIGHT and completely makes up for all of the hot days... Actually, just rain period...

makes me sad: That damn Sarah MacLachlan commercial for the Humane Society. Animal cruelty. (Yes, I eat meat, but I mean downright acts of malice)

gets me hot: Saunas... Boiling Water and The Desert Sun.