age: 46 (Mar 25, 1966)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2005

occupation: Ex-Grad Student/Current Professor

i lost my virginity: The good old fashioned way!

gets me hot: Female martial artists.

makes me sad: The ever-increasing stupidity of Americans.

most humbling moment: I lost a wrestling match once to a chick. To make matters worse (or better!), she was very hot.

fantasy: To be thrown around by a sexy judo dominatrix who got off kicking guys' asses for foreplay.

makes me happy: A beautiful woman's smile -- but only when it's genuine.

sign: Aries

into: alternate guitar tunings, early modern drama, Brechtian theater

crush: The whole damn lot of SGs!