" The dirty things I could & would say might diminish what I feel is a genuinely amazing gal. She deserves the best."

"ROCK MY FASE!"

"Baise once saved my sould form IKEA.

Sadly she did this for her own selfish needs, she keeps it in a box under her pillow and forces me to do her evil bidding by taunting me with the hope of it's eventual return."

"Girls w/multiple personalities fill me to the brim w/the horny.

-TM"

"+1"

""

"You are my friend and I wrote lame things in your yearbook and you signed mine with your mouth.. so the least I can do is testify that you are much cooler than me. Oh.. and we should hang out sometime once I stop making lame excuses and/or quit a job. Wow.. this feels like signing a yearbook.. and I still suck."

"The following is a list of people who are better than D:






















The End

Seriously, I love this girl like turkey pot pie, and that's a lot. "