age: 28 (Aug 04, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: Student and IT ninja

into: geekiness, boobies

gets me hot: bento box

crush: INTERNET

i lost my virginity: yeah...

sign: People honestly believe in this and I find that very funny.

fantasy: Eating sushi off the body of a naked chick. Or two. Maybe one of them can have the soy sauce in her belly button or something ^______^

body mods: I had a rib surgically removed, but I don't think that counts.

stats: Skinny white boy

makes me sad: The fact that people keep reproducing. Jesus Christ, fucking stop already! Also, furries. Please die.

most humbling moment: A few months ago some huge thug smashed a 40oz over my head and I had to go to the emergency room because I was bleeding everywhere. I've been feeling really fragile ever since. Oh also I hate humanity.