age: 36 (Mar 24, 1976)
MEMBER SINCE: December 2002
occupation: Kurt Russell's bestest friend
crush: The little girl from Harry Potter
gets me hot: God, friends, water, clams, tabasco sauce
into: DIrty filthy titties!
fantasy: I walk in on TIm Duffy's parents having sex. And then I start crying.
why i did sg: see above
stats: 38 - 80 - 23
i lost my virginity: Well, I didn't really lose it, I have it right here!
BLOGS
WELL I HAD A FANTASTIC WEEKEND! HERE IS HOW IT WENT:
WOKE UP FRIDAY EVENING AND WADDLED OVER TO THE COMPUTER WHERE I PROCEEDED TO WHIP MY DICK OUT AND BANGED IT ON THE KEYBOARD. HERE IS WHAT I TYPED "WLIUGWQDKLBJ"
AFTER THAT I WENT BACK TO SLEEP. WHEN I AWOKE MY FRIEND BOOGERDUDE AND I WENT OUT AND PARTIED OUR FUCKING BALLS OFF.
WOKE UP FRIDAY EVENING AND WADDLED OVER TO THE COMPUTER WHERE I PROCEEDED TO WHIP MY DICK OUT AND BANGED IT ON THE KEYBOARD. HERE IS WHAT I TYPED "WLIUGWQDKLBJ"
AFTER THAT I WENT BACK TO SLEEP. WHEN I AWOKE MY FRIEND BOOGERDUDE AND I WENT OUT AND PARTIED OUR FUCKING BALLS OFF.
FEBRUARY 2010
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