Member: BadMonkey2012

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into: Laughing, friends and friends w/ benefits, nerdy girls that like to laugh, the great outdoors wrapped in nature & sprinkled with fuzzy creatures, sweet souls, shared campfires, good intentions, creative & artistic people, travel & adventure.

not into: Jealousy, obesity, laziness, negative people who always have something to complain or gripe about,

makes me happy: I laugh when i shouldn't, i dance when i can't, i throw random objects from high places... There's nothing so invigorating as the wind in your face and the sirens at your back... Life is too short to be taken seriously; if you dont get the joke, it's on you. Normal people are boring... and should be punished :) Fighting solves EVERYTHING, so do it with honor... Dionysus is still passed out in my back yard. It was a very good night... the fires are still burning and there's more booze in the fridge, so please help yourself.

hobbies: breathing, trying to pee while laughing, running really fast with my eyes closed, learning to cook, masterbating while in the shower

5 things i can't live without: Laughter, Love, Sex, Imagination, & Peanut Butter.

vices: Grilled salmon with a brown sugar/teriyaki glaze on a bed of rice.nomnomnomnom.....

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: with my friends

 

occupation: Gun slinger

current crush: Lots

body mods: tattoo

heroes: People who fall down but get back up.

gets me hot: Funny, smart girls w/tattoos &/or piercings, great kissers...

favorite position: naked

fantasy: Making love on a moving train...

sign: Leo

i lost my virginity: I didnt lose it. It ran away.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Tattooed, Indie Rocker, Burner, Punk, Hippy, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Drum & Bass, Raver, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories