age: 30 (Feb 09, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2009

occupation: Divine Love Personified/Self-appointed Emporer of Awesomeness/CRA at an investment firm

stats: Right-handed, left-brained, and four-legged.

i lost my virginity: to a zombie. Loving her was like loving the dead. For reals.

heroes: The Divine, my family, my best friends, Jesse Leach, and Jim Rohn.

crush: Rosie Palms =P

gets me hot: Pierced nipples, tattoos, long nails, affection, intelligence, a good sense of humor.

into: Piercings, tattoos, women who are outgoing, affectionate, open-minded, and at least a little bit eccentric.

makes me sad: Any kind of abuse perpetrated against animals, human beings, or the environment. To a lesser extent, people who tend to butcher the English language =P

body mods: 2 non-facial piercings, 4 tattoos, gills on either side of my neck, and an advanced digestive system whereby I shove food up my ass and shit out of my mouth.

most humbling moment: Almost every second of every waking moment is humbling. Also, the time I literally got cheated out of $200 at the strip club. No more private dances for me =(

fantasy: Handcuffing you to my bed, shoving a bit gag in your mouth, putting the clamps on you, and spanking you mercilessly with my paddle while, um... ;)