age: 38 (Feb 17, 1975)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2007
occupation: Nerd
crush: Is surprising me every day.
fantasy: Increasingly useless.
makes me sad: Let's talk about that later.
body mods: I've got a scar from my sternum to my pubes, I win.
most humbling moment: Cumming and farting, the body truly IS amazing isn't it!
into: Music ~ finding new bands and playing different instruments. Catharsis. Atheism. 'Betty Lou' my Honda cruiser. My guitar army.
i lost my virginity: To a girl with inverted nipples.
makes me happy: Good tea. Deep discussions. Squeezing my lady. Creating something inspiring. Playing one of my guitars or practicing my banjo. Stand up Comedy.
gets me hot: SG models and hopefuls too!
heroes: Are for comic books.
Like it says: Happy Friday the 13th! My hometown had a lake named Crystal in it so we all LOVED these movies growing up. Well, at least my stoner buddies and I did. 
I still like watching the classics on Friday the 13th's and in the fall around Halloween.
FYI the sound everyone thought was CH CH CH CH AH AH AH AH is K as in Kill and Ma as in Mommy! Poor Jason, K K K K - Ma Ma Ma Ma.
Oh and on a not so scary note - in case you forgot:
Honey Badger Don't Care, Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit!
I still like watching the classics on Friday the 13th's and in the fall around Halloween.
FYI the sound everyone thought was CH CH CH CH AH AH AH AH is K as in Kill and Ma as in Mommy! Poor Jason, K K K K - Ma Ma Ma Ma.
Oh and on a not so scary note - in case you forgot:
Honey Badger Don't Care, Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit!




















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