Pancakes.
Are women as cavalier with their tampons as commercials would have me think?
No one wants to piss on my face. 
I hate the word 'pampering'.
I want to follow Bruce Willis around all day doing my best Andy Warhold impression.
"Oh, shut your cockhole, Bruno."
"Oh, shut your cockhole, Bruno."
You're some kind of wonderful.
siara:
I actually changed my mind on the chi picture.. I was going to get that one and then I was looking through one of the comic books and found the most amazing cutest picture of her!! So I am going to get that one now! But thankyou anyways!! 
..
..Seamoooooo.
I'm a seacow.
Seamoooooo.
I'm a seacow.
Seamoooooo.
"Know more, do more.
pta.org"
pta.org"
I want to quit smoking again. All of the cool people are doing it now.
All of my coffee mugs advertise things I never, ever want.
I'd like to swashbuckle at least once in my life.
waldo_____:
I think swashbuckling might be a high-insurance-rate occupation. Time for a career change, perhaps?