age: 31 (Jun 17, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2012
occupation: You ever see the scene at the end of Shaun of the Dead, where the zombie is pushing a grocery cart?
most humbling moment: Having to get bailed out of county lockup by my mother.
crush: Meera Reed
into: Comics, Books, This American Life, Wiretap, Yoga, trying not to be weird.
fantasy: Becoming an Immortal, Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod style.
i lost my virginity: Second week freshman year. She was short, round, and lovely.
Before Facebook you could have a one-night-stand with a person and the morning after there would be a few questions, some vague deflective answers, and then the two of you go your separate ways. There might be a random run in on the street but that’s it. Now after a night of drinking and a hook-up you leave, go home, take a shower, eat some food, and then you log on to find an awkward friend request.
















