into: Stuff.

5 things i can't live without: Chocolate, scotch. I've been trying to simplify my life, so that should pretty much do it. Maybe a roll of toilet paper and some quarters.

vices: Shooting smack with tranny hookers. Also, Hello Kitty collectibles.

occupation: Condensation.

current crush: Grapefruit. Is that a flavor? It should be.

stats: 5'9

body mods: I have surgically removed my appendix. I keep it in a jar. Sometimes it talks to me. And tells me to do things. Naughty things.

gets me hot: My space heater. I mean this in a sexual way.

favorite position: Missionary, through a hole in a sheet.

fantasy: Come on, folks--this is a family site! Fortunately, my family's in the restraint manufacturing and medical supply business.

i lost my virginity: Whilst still wearing socks.

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Jazz Cat, Designwank, Bookworm, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories