Member: AudieBird

AudieBird I have teeth. I swear it.

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Member: AudieBird
Member: AudieBird
Member: AudieBird
 

Top ten

Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. Hall and Oates
  2. Beach Boys
  3. Steely Dan
  4. That's it technically for bands. Girls don't like bands.

films:

  1. Back to the Future
  2. Cape Fear
  3. Clue
  4. Lolita
  5. Crocodile Dundee
  6. Mommie Dearest
  7. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  8. Don't Look Now
  9. Basic Instinct
  10. The Red Balloon

books:

  1. Rabbit is Rich
  2. Birds of America
  3. Lolita
  4. Speak, Memory
  5. Couples
  6. The War Against Cliche
  7. Holidays on ICe
  8. The Phantom Tollbooth
  9. Let's Marry said the Cherry
  10. Girlfriend in a Coma

tv shows:

  1. Moonlighting
  2. Family Ties
  3. Beverly Hills, 90210
  4. The Wonder Years
  5. Mad About You
  6. Intervention
  7. Taste
  8. The Golden Girls
  9. You Can't Do That on Television
  10. The Office (UK. Duh)
 

into: Making dinner for you. A big one with sauces and amuse bouches and gooey desserts.

not into: The phrase "comfortable in my own skin", air travel, handing back change with the coins on top of the paper money, Tara Reid's "body".

makes me happy: Cilantro. Babies' wrists and feet. Super long ears on dogs.

makes me sad: People who aren't ready.

hobbies: Imagined picnics.

vices: Hot dogs at The Weiner Factory, mascara.

 

occupation: Writer

current crush: Philip Seymour Hoffman in The Talented Mr. Ripley

body mods: Sometimes I wear a diamond on my tooth

gets me hot: Living in the Valley