into: Anime. Fanservice. J-pop. Pocky. The films of Stanley Kubrick. Rachel Maddow. A little bit of the old ultraviolence.

not into: Republicans. Conservatives. Supply-side economics. People who are apathetic about politics or the welfare of those around them. Religion. Reality TV. Talk radio. Fox News. People with type-A personalities. Drama. The Polyphonic Spree.

makes me happy: Pretty girls with tattoos. The glitch in the matrix. The last episode of Eureka 7. All things Japanese (except pixelated porn). President Barack Hussein Obama. The fact that George Bush currently has to pick up his own crap at Home Depot. The possibility that I might live long enough to see Bush charged with war crimes.

makes me sad: The economy. Being unemployed. Suffering and death. Right-wing idiocy. Reality TV. Corporate/religious fascism. The two-party duopoly. People who don't vote. People who do vote, but don't put any thought into it. Furries.

hobbies: Looking for gainful employment.

5 things i can't live without: Air, water, food, sleep, and internet access

vices: My favorites are gluttony and lust.

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: Looking for gainful employment.

occupation: Unemployed (thanks again, Republicans, for assfucking the economy!)

heroes: Martin Luther King, Albert Camus, FDR, and President Barack Hussein Obama (I love saying that!)

gets me hot: Brown eyes, porcelain skin, intelligence, and sincerity. Oh, and pregnant amputees.

favorite position: Standing over your mom. BURN!!!

fantasy: Having a job.

sign: "The cake is a lie"

most humbling moment: (See journal entries for 6/11/05 and 6/12/05)

i lost my virginity: to your mom. BURN!!!

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories