age: 30 (Jan 23, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2003

occupation: I'm the Best There is at What I Do...

sign: Geek Crossing

makes me sad: The Fall of George Lucas

fantasy: Having an olympic size pool fool of Jello!

stats: Flesh and bone

crush: Free time

i lost my virginity: And you never called me back!

into: comics, movies, boobs, Whiffle bat Rampages.

makes me happy: Star Wars, Toilken, Cartoons, Ramen, Sushi, Waking up next to a pretty girl

gets me hot: Jokes so bad/geeky that most people leave the room screaming

body mods: No...not yet