age: 28 (Jan 01, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2008

occupation: Professional Pervert

makes me happy: The way skunks smell, when my rat plays fetch, my boy, shooting guns

fantasy: That one... with you know who... doing you know what. Uh huh.

gets me hot: Your naked grandmother.

sign: Slippery when wet? Was the funny?

heroes: My mommy.

most humbling moment: Watching "Most Shocking" or "I shouldn't be alive" Those usually do it

into: Animals, Sewing, Grenades, Guns, Tanks, collecting bones, Hiking, Camping, Drinking with family

crush: Will Smith

makes me sad: My profile being erased almost everytime I log in. ::insert mad face::

i lost my virginity: Along with my wallet.