age: 32 (Apr 24, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2009

occupation: Start-up ninja, blogger and all-around hot nerd. Ping me at april@blackboxrepublic.com

sign: Caution: Turn On To Operate

heroes: cocoa channel, my grandmother, obama (it's true, i think he's rad)

gets me hot: clean sheets, orange soda in blistering heat and making out. Hard, hard making out!

stats: alive. promise!

fantasy: world peace.

most humbling moment: Realizing that I'm not immune to the intoxicating effects of the lovely champagne. Ibuprofen is the soul mate to the sexy seducer.

i lost my virginity: I did? But I found it!

crush: Caramel filled chocolate sprinkled with gray sea salt. And yes, I am that picky!

body mods: 2 itty bitty tats