
gender: SG
age: 28 (May 25, 1984)
occupation: student, fast-talking career gal
makes me sad: unrequited love, in myself and other Poor writing skill(z) elitist shitheads
sign: gemini
why i did sg: Because ever since I turned out to be heterosexual, my mother needs SOME reason to be proud of me.
fantasy: Me and Charlie Kaufman, mind-fucking till our heads explode
stats: part human, part backwards talking midget
gets me hot: piping hot cups of coffee and a big piece of cherry pie Hentai Porn Robin Williams being buried up to his neck and poured honey over while red ants devour his face
into: Perversion with a sense of humor, coke slurpees with vodka, old prom dresses, blonde bombshells, JUNK-mag.com, morphine, infatuation, Audrey from Twin Peaks. My only claim to fame is that Ashton is my cousin, but don't let that get around ;-)
body mods: My Phoenix and Hamsa (Jewish symbol warding off the evil eye). 6 ear piercings 1 nose 1 tongue 1 bellybutton 1.......well, you'll see
crush: Michael Ian Black, Bobby Briggs, Sam Rockwell, Charlie Kaufman
most humbling moment: Addiction to the VH1 summer line-up: I think the official name is Project "Beating a dead horse into a ground"
Now I live in beautiful NYC, and split my time between the awesome Goodbye Blue Mondays (im the offical comic book grrrrl) in Bushwick, and Columbia University's law offices.
Life is never boring






















