age: 38 (Mar 27, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: Guitar Cook

makes me sad: Losing (but not that sad), the prospect of Bush being reelected, alligators

gets me hot: Arizona.

stats: 6'1 175

most humbling moment: Coming in second at a drag show

body mods: I have a hole in my heart.

into: Music, Dancing, Indian Food, Creepy Movies, Old guitars, Tall Women

fantasy: Dancing for a living.

i lost my virginity: When the president's dad was president.

makes me happy: Winning, sleeping, dogs, cats, elephants

crush: Cate Blanchet, Aimee Mann, Margot Tannenbaum, tall red haired girl whose name I don't know