age: 23 (Sep 14, 1989)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2012

occupation: Underachiever. Two Bachelor's degrees I don't use.

crush: Johnny Depp in Crybaby, Natalie Portman, Amy Pond

most humbling moment: Somewhere between handcuffs, fingerprints and faithbased community service

sign: Virgo. And yes, I play into that shit.

makes me sad: When women feel the need to be gossipy or cliquish to feel important and/or beautiful, lies

body mods: Not Enough. 16 Tattoos, 8 piercings.

makes me happy: Playing along, Playing ukulele, Road trips, Goodwill, Sushi, Painting, Sleeping outside, New tattoos, David Tennant, Chocolate

heroes: Raymond Carver, Haruki Murakami, Aldous Huxley, Stuart Dybek, Robert Hass, Allen Ginsberg, Walter Pater, Sharon Olds, Elizabeth Kadetsky, Louis Althusser, Kevin Bell, The Doctor

into: Writing, Experimenting, Unlined sheets of paper, Lead pencils with white erasers, Modernism, Wells Banana Bread Beer, Scrabble, Reading, Foreign languages, Sitting on the floor, Tattooed women, Pizza

stats: 115 lbs, 5'6". Dress size 2. Jeans size 25 x 33, Shirt size XS/S, 32C (basically a B cup, let's be honest), Shoe size 7 1/2

gets me hot: Traditional tattoos, Women, Beards, Dali mustaches, Neck tattoos, Fingers, Nautical tattoos, Collar bones, Hips, Tongues