age: 37 (Sep 03, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2011

occupation: Photo Editor

stats: Big. Not in the pants though, I just mean me in general.

into: the void.

i lost my virginity: In the back seat of a cab in Guam. He was very gentle, and assured me it didn't make me gay. Thank god. Not that there is anything wrong with that, I just love the feel of unshaved feminine skin...so what? I don't really though.

makes me sad: When my dog throws up on the carpet, or when I get a boner on the diving board. Just kidding, I love that.

most humbling moment: Being hit on by a gay dude at a club years ago, showing me I'm attractive to dudes too. Wait, fuck, that was the exact opposite of humble wasn't it?