occupation: Button Pusher
heroes: used to be good... now, not so much
gets me hot: Burning wit.
favorite position: Slightly left of center
sign: The Crab
most humbling moment: Accidentally tripping and falling at Gwyneth Paltrow's feet... and not even realizing she was there until getting up
i lost my virginity: In the hallway by the band room at age 14... after school, before a soccer game.
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Geek
